Monday, April 5, 2010

This and That

Observations driving around:

"Fibromyalgia? 1-800-555-3456."

No, thanks.


"Born to Fish."

If you were born to fish, you would be one. And, technically, you would have been hatched.


"Can you spare some change?"

Okay, let me get this straight: you want me to pay you for nothing. I think I'll just skip paying you, and continue to get the nothing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is the spiritual response, according to your faith, to seeing a beggar? Maybe that is when you should say one of those prayers for the person, who may have just lost his or her house and/or job.

Weaner Pigs said...

When they are on their cell phone at the same time?