Hold The Phone

Hang on, I'm working on a post.

In the meantime, heard in report yesterday about two separate residents who literally dropped dead at Homeland Saturday. One was eating chocolate one moment, and the next, the brand new graduate nurse was shaking her and calling for a nurse, "I can't get her to respond!" The CNA's politely reminded her that she is a nurse.

The other was in the dining room and fell out of his chair. They had a big hooraw, the kitchen phoned 911 to the disgust of the fire department ["what do you want us to do?"] and finally someone with some common sense found a way to remove the resident from the dining room so people could eat.

Anyway, hang on, I'm working on something inspired by one of these Christian flyers.