OK, I'll Bite

One day a lady was sitting in the doctor's office when a man walked in with his arm missing below the elbow and a messy dressing on it. Putting down her copy of Reader's Digest she asked him, "Mister, if you don't mind my asking, what happened to your arm?"

Well, he hemmed and hawed and indicated that he really did mind her asking, but she was so curious, she kept pressing him anyway.

Finally he said, "Okay, lady, if I tell you what happened to my arm, will you quit asking me any more questions? Not one more question!" She agreed. So she said, "Okay, what happened to your arm?"

"It was bitten off."